misc.

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

pungent-petrichor:

mockingjaysinmyhead:

gordacrybaby:

bepeu:

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

v-ft6:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

just-shower-thoughts:

“Elevator music” is such a widely recognized and referenced term, but yet everytime I am on an elevator there is no damn elevator music

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

fartgallery:

*baby starts crying at 3am*

Wife [sleepily]: your turn

Me: ugh… fine

Me: *starts crying*